Wife: «Honey, could you help me tidy up the garden?»

Husband: «Do I look like a landscaper to you?»

The Lazy Husband! (A Funny Story)
Wife: «Oh, my mistake. How about fixing the bathroom door instead?»

Husband: «Do I look like a handyman?»

The husband walks off, leaving both jobs untouched. Later, when he comes back, he’s surprised to find the garden perfectly cleaned and the bathroom door fixed.

Husband: «I knew you’d end up doing everything yourself!»

Wife: «It wasn’t me.»

Husband: «Wait, really? Then who did it?»

Wife: «Our neighbor.»