They say laughter is the best medicine—and it’s true! It brings us happiness, lifts our spirits, and can even add years to our lives.

When a cheerful blonde greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F,” she never imagined it would lead to such a funny exchange…

His unexpected response left her surprised and turned an ordinary Friday into a burst of laughter. Want to know what he said that had her cracking up?

Read on for the punchline…

A businessman stepped into an elevator.

Already inside was a friendly blonde who greeted him with an enthusiastic, “T-G-I-F.”

He returned her smile and responded, “S-H-I-T.”

Confused, she repeated her greeting slowly, “T-G-I-F.”

Again, he replied, “S-H-I-T.”

Determined to keep things pleasant, she flashed her brightest smile and cheerfully repeated, “T-G-I-F.”

With a grin, he replied once more, “S-H-I-T.”

BONUS: ANOTHER HUMOROUS STORY

A man had grown tired of working every day while his wife stayed at home. Wanting her to understand his daily grind, he prayed: “Dear Lord, I work hard every day while my wife gets to stay home. Please, let us trade places so she can see what I go through!”

In His wisdom, God granted his wish. The next morning, the man woke up in his wife’s body and got a taste of her routine. He prepared breakfast, woke the kids, got their clothes ready, fed them, packed lunches, and drove them to school. Returning home, he ran errands, picked up the dry cleaning, made a bank deposit, did the grocery shopping, came back to put it all away, and managed household finances. He also cleaned the litter box and bathed the dog.

Before he knew it, it was 1 p.m., and he rushed to make beds, do laundry, vacuum, dust, and mop the kitchen. He picked up the kids from school, refereed an argument with them, served snacks, helped with homework, ironed clothes, and prepared dinner. Later, he cleaned up, loaded the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. By 9 p.m., exhausted, he went to bed, where he was expected to engage in romance, which he did without complaint.

The next morning, he dropped to his knees and prayed, “Lord, I was so wrong! I take back my wish—please let me return to my old life!”

With compassion, God replied, “My son, you’ve learned your lesson, and I’ll happily switch things back. But you’ll need to wait nine months; you got pregnant last night.”

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