There’s something about truck drivers that truly deserves some admiration.
These unsung champions of the highways are like the guardians of the road, navigating their massive rigs across miles of asphalt, helping keep the wheels of our economy turning.
As a kid, I was always in awe of those mighty trucks, so when I came across a little story about a truck driver at a roadside diner, I had to share it. It’s a tale that captures the grit of those who haul our goods and reminds us that life on the road can have its unexpected twists.
So, get ready for a laugh!
A Hungry Truck Driver and Three Bikers
A truck driver pulled into a roadside diner one afternoon to grab a bite. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
Just as he was about to start eating, three burly bikers walked in.
The first biker grabbed the truck driver’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite.
The second biker picked up the trucker’s coffee and gulped it down.
The third biker devoured the trucker’s slice of pie.
The truck driver stayed calm, didn’t say a word, and simply watched as they helped themselves. When they were done, he quietly paid his bill and left.
One of the bikers, chuckling, turned to the waitress and said, “He’s not much of a man, is he?”
The waitress replied, “He’s not much of a driver, either. He just ran his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”
BONUS STORY: Trucker Humor #2
A truck driver was stopped at a red light when he noticed a blonde in the car behind him. She jumped out of her car, ran up to his truck, and knocked on the door. The trucker lowered his window, and the blonde said, “Hi, my name’s Julie, and I thought you should know you’re losing part of your load.”
The trucker just nodded, closed the window, and drove on when the light changed. Soon, he stopped at another red light, and there was Julie again! She jumped out, ran up to his truck, and knocked on the door.
Once again, the trucker lowered his window, and she said with a big smile, “Hi, my name’s Julie, and I thought you should know you’re losing some of your load!”
The trucker just sighed, closed his window, and continued down the road.
At the third red light, the same thing happened again.
Finally, at the fourth red light, the trucker had enough. He jumped out of his truck, went over to her car, and knocked on her window. She rolled it down, and he said, “Hi, my name’s Steve. It’s winter in Canada, and I’m driving a salt truck!”
Keep the laughs going, and share this story with someone who could use a smile!