I stumbled upon this hilarious story online, and it’s too funny not to share! Someone recently took their 92-year-old dad to the mall for some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.

While they were sitting there, the dad couldn’t help but notice a teenager nearby with some very colorful hair. What happened next is classic grandad humor—and it’ll have you cracking up!

Here’s how the story goes: Whether it’s real or just for laughs, it’s absolutely brilliant!

«I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall to get him some new shoes. Afterward, we grabbed some food at the food court. As we sat down, I noticed my dad watching a teenager next to us with brightly colored, spiked hair—green, red, orange, and blue. My dad couldn’t stop staring. Every time the teenager looked up, he caught my dad watching him.»

Finally, the teen had enough and snapped, «What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?»

Knowing my dad and expecting a great comeback, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking on laughter. Without missing a beat, my dad replied with a straight face:

«Got drunk once and slept with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my kid!»